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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.