How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!