How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.