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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.