Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.