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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Barium.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Grill-ty as charred!

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.