Candy Cane Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Tournament Jokes More Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.