Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Furrie Jokes More Furrie Jokes

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.