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Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Genesis Jokes More Genesis Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.