A tournament
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
To see who shot his "paw."
Their odds of winning are the same
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Ereptile Dysfunction
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Because they don't meet the koalifications!
Pork and bologne sammiches.
I'm holding Time Square!
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
