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Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.