Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss