Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.