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Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.