Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners