Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"