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Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.