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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.