Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

A brucea

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.