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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow