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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white