Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.