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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up