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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!