Because I like to sleep around.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
It can be a slippery slope.
I'd like to buy an owl
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Down in the mouth!