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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Play Song Jokes More Play Song Jokes

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.