Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Play Song Jokes More Play Song Jokes

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.