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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.