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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.