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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes