How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.