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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban