What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.