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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway