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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu