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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.