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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!