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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts