What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.