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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.