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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!