What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!