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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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Is it mine"?

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!