Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it