Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...