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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?