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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.