Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.