Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What do you call a frozen hamburger?

A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son