Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...