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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part