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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part