Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.