I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
He wanted a Czech mate.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
One of them is actually wanted!
OK!
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.