Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.