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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.