Crocs
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Because they don't have any feet!
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Mitosis
Ahhh-shoes.
A good jumpurr!
To stamp out forest fires!
Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
He left his foot on the accelerator.
A lost sole
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
When there are two of them.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Being 5 foot 6
Because 7 8 out 9.
Just waiting for Ronaldo
Justin Case
A daeshcam
They both capture that special moment.
A pair of slipper
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Being black
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Not march.
