Crocs
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Because they don't have any feet!
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Mitosis
Ahhh-shoes.
A good jumpurr!
To stamp out forest fires!
Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
He left his foot on the accelerator.
A lost sole
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
When there are two of them.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Coma-toes.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
CrossFit
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
A Slipper.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Elton John's chin.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Gize.
Understandabull
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
