Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.