Coma-toes.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
A dead centipede.
Because then it would be a foot..
They're both cheesy.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Dog gone!
Edifice Rex