Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store