Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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I'm falling for you

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Because he was a potato!

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.