Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9