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Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex