Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.