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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.