Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.