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Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Literally Jokes More Literally Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope