Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in a while.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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