Valley Girl Jokes

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE