Soo-Duhh!
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Because they never drink alone.
A Mexican moose
A Nobel Prize
Because they make up literally everything
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Steppenwolf
They're writing their last will and testament.
Stylus.
Cut the rope
Two for me and one for you.
With a Nine Inch Nail.
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.