Because they literally can't even.
Because they, like, can't even!
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Basic Training
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Batman's Parents.
Because they pack light.
In Sink!
Si-MOO-taniously
Condescending
Because umbrellas cant walk.
