Odd Number Jokes

Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why do white girls group in odd numbers?

Because they

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.