Odd Number Jokes

Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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