What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.