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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.