What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill