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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.