What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!