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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!