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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!