What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down