What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.