What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled