Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Explaining his wife.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
Eh?
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A short woman trying like hell.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
