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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!