Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth