Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!