Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.