Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd