Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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I'll re-rack.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.