Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no