Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Bipolar Bear Jokes More Bipolar Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call a manic bear?

A bipolar bear.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.