Emotion Jokes

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

Your Age Is Only Math

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

What day do most mothers give birth?

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

What's joke #1?