Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.