Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.