Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us