Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!