Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us