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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear