How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.