What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.