What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!