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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!