Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

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What do you call a Mexican in quick sand?

Quatro Sinko

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

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Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.