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Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.