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Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)