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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you call a Mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file