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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.