Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.