What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it