What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Because he saw the salad dressing

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Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...