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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce