What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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They'll B flat

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!