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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.