How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

Knock on the door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs