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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.