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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"