Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.