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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!