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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

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What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!