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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!