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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!