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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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A lunchador.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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To get back to Mexico

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What's math?

People who give 110%

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.