How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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No Whey Jose.

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

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None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Borders

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The Mexican said, "A border".

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.