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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.