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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.