Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.