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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Dozen Donut Jokes More Dozen Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.