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Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.