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Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.