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Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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He was expecting showers.

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Brainwashed.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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He usually flies twice as high.