Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.