Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.