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Veteran Aryan Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

War Jokes More War Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.