How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer