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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer