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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.