What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.