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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.