What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.