What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.