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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.