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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.