What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!