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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Resistor Jokes More Resistor Jokes

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.